OMG I THINK I LOVE YOU

gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero

(via telapathetic)

baitnswitchblade:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

(via pizza)

fffcuk:

being popular on tumblr is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital

(via telapathetic)

datsassycorporal:

Attack on Titan AU where everything is the same but instead of calling Erwin “commander,” they call him “sugar daddy”

(via pizzatitan)

shakesqear:

I LOVE THAT FEELING WHEN YOU LISTEN TO AN OLD SONG AND YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO THINK ABOUT THE LYRICS THEY JUST KINDA COME OUT

(Source: mihcael, via telapathetic)

seejelly:

two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out 

(Source: memelovingfuck, via supernatural-explosion)

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

(Source: dallasharry, via telapathetic)

“They’re like, 12”
— The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via guy)

(via spinnythespider)

y0urebeautiful:

i honestly just need someone to come into my life that really genuinely cares about me and wants to sit and have long conversations about things that actually matter and wants to go on adventures late at night and wants to be there for me at my lowest points and celebrate with me at my highest points and just be the rock that keeps me going when life gets rough 

(via supernatural-explosion)

literallyrad:

my english teacher is totally hot and today he told me in front of his entire class that he thought i was the funniest person he’s ever met and i said “funnier than your wife?” and now i have detention 

(via supernatural-explosion)

witchyredhead:

It’s the way she casually picks up her heels after beating the shit out of everyone in the room.

I can never not reblog this scene. It’s my favourite thing.

(Source: darlingdukeofsuffolk, via goosestories)